“Polly wanna cracker?”
“Um… Polly, we’ve been over this – it’s a chocolate cake, not a cracker.”
“Polly wanna cracker?”
“Heh, heh. Sorry about this folks, we did rehearse this. She’s just being a little stubborn. Polly, give it another try.”
“Polly wanna cracker?”
“Polly! It’s a cake! Completely different structure, texture, taste sensation! Don’t you get it? Why would you ever choose a dry, crumbly cracker over a moist, delectable eating experience?
“Polly wanna cracker?”
“Cake! Cake, you dumb bird! Is that all you can say, ‘Polly wanna cracker?’ Why did I spend all morning training you to promote Rachel’s cake when all you can get out of your bent little beak is this cracker business? It’s a cake, get it?”
“And a remarkable resemblance, it is too. Just like looking in a mirror. Although I’m sure it tastes quite different than I do. See, I did it – how was I?”
“I knew you could. Wanna cracker?”
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